i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible
IT LOOKS SO HAPPY
DANIEL RADCLIFFE JUST CASUALLY SITTING IN BRYANT PARK WITH A GOLDEN RETRIEVER YEAH THAT’S OKAY THAT’S NO BIG DEAL.
i like the idea that hes just given up on acting and wants to live his life hanging out with various dogs
Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue
i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm
fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
"get your facts straight"
why not get your facts gay u homophobic piece of shit