Finn the Human - AAAH!
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intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

xbox420:

introspection-luck-and-talent:

lviy:

IT LOOKS SO HAPPY

DANIEL RADCLIFFE JUST CASUALLY SITTING IN BRYANT PARK WITH A GOLDEN RETRIEVER YEAH THAT’S OKAY THAT’S NO BIG DEAL.

i like the idea that hes just given up on acting and wants to live his life hanging out with various dogs

facingthewaves:

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
me: grandma you're like 80

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

lindsaylohoean:

"get your facts straight"

why not get your facts gay u homophobic piece of shit